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Apr. 10th, 2008 | 05:18 am
mood: silly silly


I'm gonna tap that sweet round [Patrick Stump] ass eventually. Just you wait. "Sexy Mother Fucker" will be playing in the background. It will be awesome.

It'll be so hot that the fire sprinklers will go off over whatever bed/chair/couch/table/wall/floor/counter that we sex it up on, and there will be a goodyear blimp in the sky with an LED scroll that reads "HELL YEAH! HIT THAT!" and after I come, Pete will walk in and give me a high five and I'll put on a pimp hat and give Patrick a firm smack on the ass for good measure.

Then afterwards we'll all watch Clerks or something.

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I love you more than I did when...

Dec. 22nd, 2007 | 06:25 pm
mood: chipper chipper
music: Prince - "When You Were Mine"


hello sweet world.


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